August 30, 2014

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

(via wordscanbesexy)

August 30, 2014
irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

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August 30, 2014
hungryghoast:

omercifulheaves:

So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]

hungryghoast:

omercifulheaves:

So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]

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August 30, 2014

wordscanbesexy:

watching DS9 for the first time in roughly forever… Garak and Bashir are so gay for each other.

Actually the actors used that as behind-the-scenes motivation for their characters. No joke.

August 30, 2014

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

(Source: youtube.com, via michaelaface)

August 30, 2014
In 60 years
grandchild: grandma why are you so bitter??
me: *takes a swig of vodka*
me: *lights up cuban cigar*
me: *gazes out the window*
me: my otp will never be canon
*roll credits*
August 30, 2014
liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

liartownusa:

Have You Seen Your Cat?

August 30, 2014

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via faultyfeminist)

August 30, 2014

(Source: charliebowater, via punwitch)

August 30, 2014

maghrabiyya:

let’s just appreciate traditional tuareg hairstyles for a second

my grandma occassionally rocked braids in the style of the top first picture

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