|Me:||*is on my netbook*|
|Creeper:||*dude is sitting in a corner, staring angrily crossed-armed at me for God knows how long*|
|Me:||*meets eye contact*|
|Creeper:||*continues angry stare*|
|Me:||*smiles and gives a jovial wave*|
|Creeper:||*stands up in a huff, walks toward the door to leave, but stops and turns to me for a moment to tell me...*|
|Me:||*was reading gay male erotica the whole time*|
I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN...
watching DS9 for the first time in roughly forever… Garak and Bashir are so gay for each other.
- In 60 yearsgrandchild:grandma why are you so bitter??me:*takes a swig of vodka*me:*lights up cuban cigar*me:*gazes out the window*me:my otp will never be canon... ...
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in...