Sitting at a Coffee Shop
| Me: | *is on my netbook* |
| Creeper: | *dude is sitting in a corner, staring angrily crossed-armed at me for God knows how long* |
| Me: | *meets eye contact* |
| Creeper: | *continues angry stare* |
| Me: | *smiles and gives a jovial wave* |
| Creeper: | *stands up in a huff, walks toward the door to leave, but stops and turns to me for a moment to tell me...* |
| Creeper: | Man hater! |
| Creeper: | *storms out* |
| Me: | ... |
| Me: | *was reading gay male erotica the whole time* |

